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Joke Number 176
There was a Nun who has to take the same bus journey every day,
and every day at a certain stop, a punk got on the bus and started
to hassle the nun for sex. And everyday the bus driver would have
to throw the punk off the bus. One day, as the driver was throwing
the punk off the bus, he said to him "look, if you really want to
have sex with this nun, I know for a fact that she goes to St.
Clare's church at midnight to pray. "Thanks" replied the punk.
That night, the punk hid in the church and waited for the Nun.
Sure enough, at midnight, the Nun came wandering in. The punk used
some priests robes that he had stolen from the church and,
disguising himself as priest said to the Nun
"My child, I want you to have sex with me." "Well...OK" replied
the nun, "But it's the wrong time of the month so you will have to
take me from behind."
"No Problem" replied the punk, and proceeded. When he had finished
he took of his robes and shouted "Ah-ha! I'm the Punk!" Upon which
the nun removed her robe and shouted "Ah-ha! I'm the bus driver!"
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