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Joke Number 102
These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is
detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing
their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," says one,
"has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry.
He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and
construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he
was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock
brokerage and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a
large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that
they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son
is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son
has turned out, he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a
hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing
homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what he
does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new
house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
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