From sharp@fire.hutch.org Sun May 18 15:05:07 1997
Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 08:50:43 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: My pet birdie. (fwd)

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Subject: My pet birdie.
Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 10:41:13 -0400
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       A nudist was sitting on a bench at the beach when a little girl
headed towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
       The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the
newspaper, mister?"  "Umm, a bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked
away and the guy fell asleep.
       When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.  When
the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied,  "I don't know.  I was
lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next
thing I know is I'm here."
       Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What
did you do to that naked fellow?"
       After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him?  Nothing.  I was
playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its
eggs, and set its nest on fire."