From luis@dolch.com Sun May 18 15:17:39 1997
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 13:39:03 -0700
From: Luis Melo <luis@dolch.com>
To: Pam Coble <pam@verde.vvgcsys.org>, anjin@fire.hutch.org,
    icarus@fire.hutch.org, kilika@fire.hutch.org
Subject: A FUNNY

___ Subject: A FUNNY
     
      An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.  St. Peter 
      checks his dossier and says,
      "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place."
     
     
      So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. 
      Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of 
      comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. 
      After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and 
      escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day
     
     
      God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, 
      "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
     
     
      Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air 
      conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's
      no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
     
     
      God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a
      mistake --he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
     
     
      Satan says,"No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm 
      keeping him."
     
     
      God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
     
     
      Satan laughs uproariously and answers,
      "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"