From sharp@fire.hutch.org Sun May 18 15:13:47 1997 Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 08:52:08 -0700 (PDT) From: "sharp@hutch.org" To: gods@bose.com, masters@fire.hutch.org Subject: Sir, did you call for me? (fwd) Forwarded message: >From 0xdeadbeef-request@substance.abuse.blackdown.org Wed Apr 23 08:43:18 1997 Resent-Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 10:39:26 -0400 Message-Id: <199704231438.KAA17486@qnx.com> X-Authentication-Warning: qnx.com: localhost [127.0.0.1] didn't use HELO protocol To: 0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org Subject: Sir, did you call for me? Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 10:38:39 -0400 From: glen mccready Resent-Message-ID: <"6Zj4v.0.SA6.TyXNp"@shell> Resent-From: 0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org X-Mailing-List: <0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org> archive/latest/1735 X-Loop: 0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org Precedence: list Resent-Sender: 0xdeadbeef-request@substance.abuse.blackdown.org A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets a hard-on. Blond: "Sir, did you call for me?" New Man: "No, I just got here." Blond: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me." The blond lays down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him. Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?" New Man: "No, I just got here." Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes back to the receptionist... New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500." Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...." New Man: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."