From luis@dolch.com Sat May 17 10:41:21 1997 Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 07:37:33 -0700 From: Luis Melo To: Pam Coble , anjin@fire.hutch.org, icarus@fire.hutch.org, kilika@fire.hutch.org Subject: Fw: FW: Humor > > > COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM > > > > 1. Describe your problem: > > __________________________________________ > > > > 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: > > __________________________________________ > > > > 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: > > __________________________________________ > > > > __________________________________________ > > > > 4. Problem Severity: > > A. Minor__ > > B. Minor__ > > C. Minor__ > > D. Trivial__ > > > > 5. Nature of the problem: > > A. Locked Up__ > > B. Frozen__ > > C. Hung__ > > D. Shot__ > > > > 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__ > > > > 7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__ > > > > 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__ > > > > 9. Have you made it worse? Yes__ > > > > 10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__ > > > > 11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__ > > > > 12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__ > > > > 13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__ > > > > 14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? > > _________________ > > > > 15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________ > > > > 16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem > > occurred? > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > 17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in. > > ________________________________________________________________ > > > > 18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ > > > > 19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________ > > > > 20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________ > > > > 21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__ > > > > 22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__ > > > > > > > > > > >